A horrible experience
I had a horrible experience yesterday. Too horrible to speak about. Far too horrible to even think about.
So I’m going to make you all read it.
Leaving a press round table at the Savoy I took a wrong turn, and very nearly gatecrashed a launch party for…
[FX: runs away screaming]
At least they weren’t singing “Walking In The Air”…
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on November 29, 2005 on 9:32 pm
I was going to ask if they weren’t considered a violation of the Geneva Conventions, but then I realized that Celine Dion is still doing nightly shows in Vegas.
But it makes me all the more glad that I no longer work at PBS. The horror…
on November 29, 2005 on 9:46 pm
That’s just buttock-clenchingly wrong™.
on November 29, 2005 on 10:51 pm
God, I saw a poster for them.
It’s like a boy-band aimed at Catholic priests!
on November 30, 2005 on 12:25 am
They’re definitely surplice to requirements…
on November 30, 2005 on 2:36 am
it could be worse…
what was the name of that choir where the boys were all castrated so their voices wouldn’t break as they went through the normal age of puberty?
on November 30, 2005 on 4:19 pm
About thirteen years back, I was staying in a Manchester hotel for a film festival. Walked into the foyer to find myself surrounded by pre-teen girls, asking if I was with the management for some darned boy band who were also staying there during their three weeks of fame. I can’t even recall their title, now; wonder if the girls can, har har.
on November 30, 2005 on 4:20 pm
Westlife.
on November 30, 2005 on 4:21 pm
Don’t be such a wimple. That’s a nasty habit of yours.
on November 30, 2005 on 4:22 pm
The Paedophile Broadcasting Service?